At Work, some idiot put hundred's of heavy mirrors on some wall made of corrugated cardboard, good thing nobody was under it at the time.
20 broken mirrors, at 60 dollars eac, plus a lawsuit, ohh mannnnnnn I 'm going to need a new job. It wasn't my fault but I ended up cleaning all this up.
If you cut a main artery its over for you, isn't it?
140 years of bad luck,